Because Harry Potter Day is coming up shortly:

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9", Oak, Unicorn You scored 57 wisdom, 16 bravery, 31 emotional, and 5 martyrdom!

Oak signifies wisdom, endurance, protection, and authority. Your unicorn's tail hair core means that you are pure of heart and care deeply for your loved ones.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 94% on wisdom You scored higher than 0% on bravery You scored higher than 99% on emotional You scored higher than 0% on martyrdom

Link: The Harry Potter Wand Test written by sputnik845 on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Three cheers! I have some sense of self-preservation! :-D